School of Medicine did a study of why
Jewish women like Chinese food so much.
The study revealed that it is due to the
fact that Won Ton spelled backwards is Not
There's big controversy on the Jewish view
of when life begins. In Jewish tradition,
the fetus is not considered viable until
after it graduates from medical school.
Why don't Jewish mothers drink? Alcohol
interferes with their suffering.
Have you seen the newest Jewish-American
Princess horror movie? It's called,
"Debbie Does Dishes."
What's a Jewish American Princess'
favorite position? Facing Tiffany's.
When the doctor called Mrs. Liebenbaum to
tell her that her check came back, she
replied, "So did my arthritis."
A Jewish boy come home from school and
tells his mother he's been given a part in
the school play. "Wonderful? What part is
it?" The boy says, "I play the part of the
Jewish husband." The mother scowls and
says, "You go back and tell the teacher
you want a speaking part."
Where does the Jewish husband hide his
money from his wife? Under the vacuum
What's the difference between a Rottweiler
and a Jewish Mother? Eventually, the
Rottweiler lets go."
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