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The dog
Rivkah, a little old
lady get on an El Al flight to Israel. She's carrying
a bag, a purse and a little dog in a box. She sits
down and puts the box on the seat next to her.
A stewardess approaches Rivkah and says, "I'm sorry
Madam, but you can't keep the dog here. I'll have to
take it and put it in baggage."
Rivkah agrees. What else can she do?
During the flight, the stewardess looks in on the
little dog, and Oy Gevult, the dog is dead. She
informs the pilot who notifies Tel Aviv airport who
tells the director who decides that they will get an
other dog to replace this one. The little old lady
will never know.
When the plane lands and Rivkah goes to the baggage
hall to claim her box, they bring her a box with a new
dog, an exact replica of her old dog. "This is not my
dog", Rivkah exclaims.
"Why yes it is," the captain tells her. "See, it has
the same markings."
"This is not my dog", Rivkah insists.
"How do you know this isn't your dog?" asks the
captain.
"My dog is dead!" |
