The beggars
Two beggars are sitting on the pavement in Ireland.
One is holding a large Cross and the other a large
Star of David. Both are holding hats to collect
contributions. As people walk by, they lift their
noses at the guy holding the Star of David but drop
money in the other guy’s hat. Soon one hat is nearly
full whilst the other hat is empty.
A priest watches and then approaches the men. He turns
to the guy with the Star of David and says, "Don't you
realize that this is a Christian country? You'll never
get any contributions in this country holding a Star
of David."
The guy holding the Star of David then turns to the
guy holding the Cross and says, "Hymie, look who's
trying to teach us Marketing." |