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A man who has finally made it in business
treats himself to a new Lamborghini. After buying it, he
feels guilty so he goes to the Orthodox Rabbi and asks for
a mezuzah for the Lamborghini.
"You want a mezuzah for what?" the Rabbi asks.
"It's a Lamborghini,"
"What's a Lamborghini?" asks the Rabbi.
"A sports car."
"What? That's blasphemy!" the Rabbi shouts. "You want a
mezuzah for a sports car? Go to the Conservatives!"
Well, the man is disappointed, but goes to the
Conservative Rabbi and asks for a mezuzah.
"You want a mezuzah for what?" the Rabbi asks.
"For my Lamborghini", the man replies.
"What's a Lamborghini?" asks the Rabbi.
"A car, a sports car."
"What kind of sports car?" asks the Rabbi.
"Italian."
"What? That is blasphemy!" the Rabbi shouts. "You want a
mezuzah for a Goyishe car? Go to the Reform!"
Again, the man feels guilty and disappointed, but goes to
the Reform Rabbi.
"Rabbi," he asks, "I'd like a mezuzah for my Lamborghini."
"You have a Lamborghini?" asks the Rabbi.
"You know what it is?" says the man.
"Of course! It's a fantastic Italian sports car. What's a
mezuzah?" |
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