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God was
looking down on Earth and saw all the
misbehaving that was going on. He was not
pleased. So he called one of his angels to
go to Earth and investigate.
When the angel returned, he told God,
'Yes, it is bad on Earth. All are
misbehaving, except for 36 righteous
people.'
God thought for a moment and said, 'Maybe
I should send down another angel, to get a
second opinion'. And He did so.
When the second angel returned, he told
God, 'Yes, it's true. It is very bad on
Earth. All are misbehaving, except for 36
righteous people.'
God then decided to e-mail these 36, to
encourage them, to keep them going so they
don't lose hope.
Do you know what the e-mail said ?
No?
OK. Just checking. I didn't get one
either.
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Denver, Colorado 80246
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800-830-8660
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Monday
through Thursday 9 AM to 8 PM
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A man who has finally made it in business
treats himself to a new Lamborghini. After
buying it, he feels guilty so he goes to
the Orthodox Rabbi and asks for a mezuzah
for the Lamborghini.
"You want a mezuzah for what?" the Rabbi
asks.
"It's a Lamborghini,"
"What's a Lamborghini?" asks the Rabbi.
"A sports car."
"What? That's blasphemy!" the Rabbi
shouts. "You want a mezuzah for a sports
car? Go to the Conservatives!"
Well, the man is disappointed, but goes to
the Conservative Rabbi and asks for a
mezuzah.
"You want a mezuzah for what?" the Rabbi
asks.
"For my Lamborghini", the man replies.
"What's a Lamborghini?" asks the Rabbi.
"A car, a sports car."
"What kind of sports car?" asks the Rabbi.
"Italian."
"What? That is blasphemy!" the Rabbi
shouts. "You want a mezuzah for a Goyishe
car? Go to the Reform!"
Again, the man feels guilty and
disappointed, but goes to the Reform
Rabbi.
"Rabbi," he asks, "I'd like a mezuzah for
my Lamborghini."
"You have a Lamborghini?" asks the Rabbi.
"You know what it is?" says the man.
"Of course! It's a fantastic Italian
sports car. What's a mezuzah?" |
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